Meet Staff Writer Lance Carbunckle!

Lance Carbunckle
Nick name: The Sink
Age: 34
Hometown: Brownsville, Texas
Education: U.C. Berkeley

Mr. Carbunckle covers elections and politics and is Howlin’ Leroy Eenk’s resident expert on industrial lubricants. He came to HLE after a more than a decade working on the most distinguished news desks in print journalism, including the San Francisco Examiner, the Washington Times, The New York Post, and The Seattle Times.

He received the 1998 Rev. Dr. Sun Myung Moon (The Sunny) Award for investigative journalism for his 12-part series on the clandestine sex life of former President Clinton, where Mr. Carbunckle spent six months undercover as an overweight female White House intern.

In his own words: “You weren’t planning on eating your lunch, were you? The one is the fridge? Oh. You should have put your name on it.”

Trivia :

-Mr. Carbunckle gave clyamydia to U.S. Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill and Internet gossip Matt Drudge.

-Mr. Carbunckle has never been convicted of any crime.

-Mr. Carbunckle gains the trust of his reclusive Capitol Hill sources through hand-jobs.

Stay tuned for more Howlin’ Leroy Eenk staff profiles!