Howlin’ Leroy Eenk suspends operations; CEO Tickles unsure when blog will resume publishing

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LAS VEGAS - Due to ongoing legal and financial difficulties, Howlin’ Leroy Eenk has been forced to suspend editorial operations for the indefinite future, shareholders in the Web publishing stalwart were told Wednesday at the Board of Directors tri-quarterly meeting.

Newly-installed Overlord Holdings Inc. CEO Jimmy Tickles told investors that for several months the venerable web log had not been operating after junior editorial staffers began manufacturing the potent and illegal stimulant methamphetamine in the room where photographs were developed prior to the advent of digital photography.

Tickles went on to report that the assets of the blog had been pawned by senior editorial staff members to pay off debts to junior staffers, who had peddled a large percentage of their finished product to their supervisors.

“It was not good product, orange-ish and billowy, not the ‘crystal,’ or ‘glass,’ that a customer expects when he lays down his hard-earned dollars,” Tickles said. “It’ll get you high, but it doesn’t last long, and the come down is emotionally draining to the point that one must question whether switching from cocaine was such a good idea.”

When associates last inventoried Howlin’ Leroy Eenk’s facilities, they found that wiring had been stripped from the walls and a horde of homeless individuals had been using it as a toilet. The whereabouts of the staff is unknown.

“We haven’t heard the last from Howlin’ Leroy Eenk,” Tickles vowed. “However, we need to get to the bottom of whose been making this bunk-ass dope.”