Letters to the editor

Some readers believe certain unsigned editorials by our editorial board amount to treason.

Dear Howlin' Leroy Eenk:

Typical media-elite defeatist bullshit is what you produce. (Saturday, November 18, 2006
What if they had a war and no babies got killed?) Freedom isn't free, you cowards, and the men who are fighting, and dying, so that you can produce this kind of rubbish, would appreciate knowing where they can find you after they return from a proud victory in Iraq.

Love in Christ,
Laura Bush
Washington, D.C.

We couldn't agree more. It's the union's fault. We would have fired the editorial board en masse last November after they endorsed Rev. Fred Phelps in our state's U.S. Senate race. -Ed.

Dear Howlin' Leroy Eenk:

My wife and I get a good laugh from your publication, especially from all the grammatical mistakes, incorrect punctuation, and typos. Don't you have proof readers?

Sincerely,
Horace Freely
Naperville, Ill.

Yes, we do. By the way, your wife thinks you have a small penis. If you ask her, she'll deny it. -Ed.

Dear Howlin' Leroy Eenk:

You should have more entertainment news. There is a major feud between Rosey O'Donnell and Donald Trump that is riveting the country, and I have to go elsewhere to hear the latest.

As ever,
Sharon Hochstetter
Portland, Ore.

We're still mourning Brit and Kevin. -Ed.


Dear Howlin' Leroy Eenk:

I used to read your publication, until you guys became corporate tools. Way to go, you bitch sell outs.

Go to hell,
Anne Coulier
New York, New York

I know, we suck. -Ed.